More Baby Bump

April 13, 2010
More baby bump

More Bump

Here’s some more baby bump for you.  I used Swankolab to make the photo look like photos of our parents taken in the early 70’s.

Everything’s going fine.  Our baby packs quite a kick.  You can really feel her go!

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Baby Bump

March 31, 2010
Baby Bump!

Baby Bump!

This is what Lisa looked like this morning before she left for work.

We’ve got a Baby Bump going on!

This evening though, she started having pains.  It looks like it may be kidney stones.  We don’t know exactly what’s wrong, but we do know that the baby is 100% just fine and in no danger.

The little girl is growing nicely and is very active in there.  We may have a soccer star on the way.

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Inappropriate Books for Kids

March 18, 2010
book image

Important Books for Kids

Baby’s going to have to learn to read.  With today’s Internet, the kid will probably know how to send text messages before she knows how to talk.

Possibly with the help of the fine, oh so fine books displayed on this blog.  Lots of crazy examples of kid’s books, from Andy Warhol, to Umberto Eco, to Uncle Drinki, to weird animals, it’s interesting stuff.

Curious Pages — Recommended Inappropriate Books for Kids.  Check it out!

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It’s A Girl!

February 11, 2010

We went for the big ultrasound today, survey says:

She's A Girl

And this photo proves it, see?

girl parts

Woohoo!  Soon we’ll have enough Hello Kitty stuff we can roll in it!

The Ultrasound sees all, it knows all…  According to the ultrasound, we’ve got the right number of fingers and toes, everything’s normal and lookin’ good!

Baby Profile

Princess Butterfly?

Name suggestions anyone?

Another baby profile

Dr. Skullbaby

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Baby Passes the First Tests!

January 13, 2010

Good news today!  We’ve run the kid through a bunch of test to screen for Downs Syndrome and a couple other unfortunate issues, and indications are that chances are only 1 out of 10,000 that the little critter will suffer from them.

Yahoo!

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Really Good Bad Names

December 31, 2009

To keep us entertained while we wait for the life of the party to arrive we’re collecting terrible, horrible completely frightening names we would never, ever consider saddling the poor munchkin with.  “A Boy Named Sue”…?  That’s weak tea.  “A Boy Named Princess Butterfly” Sing that one, Mr. Cash!

We’ve been collecting them here.  Some samples:

  • Brock Brutal
  • Imperial Timelord
  • Pernicious Hippywitch

I think you get the idea.  Help us out!  Leave your submissions in the comments thingie below!

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New Ultrasounds!

December 25, 2009

Howdy there – new ultrasounds of the munchkin.  The little person was very active this checkup — bouncing all over the place!  Even though s/he’s only a couple inches long Lisa’s pretty sure she can feel this activity sometimes, and it’s no surprise when you see all that jumping around.  So far, all the stats — size, heartbeat — are right on what they expect.  Keep those fingers crossed!

Say "Howdy" Junionr!

Say "Howdy" Junior!

The ultrasound tech swears this image shows feet

The ultrasound tech swears this image shows feet

hum de dum, what's for dinner?

hum de dum, what's for dinner?

this one shows... something

this one shows... something

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Ultrasounds

December 4, 2009

Good news — the critter is perfectly healthy and looks great!

Hi Mom!

Hi Mom!

While we were watching on the ultrasound the little critter hopped about and did some kung-fu moves for us.  Wow!

here's the stats

here's the stats

Heartbeat looks good

Heartbeat looks good

Heartbeat sounds good!

Heartbeat sounds good!

Actual Size

Actual Size

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First Official Craving

December 1, 2009

Lisa’s getting over the nausea.  First official craving shopping trip!

French Silk choco pie

French Silk choco pie

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Terrible Name Suggestions

November 23, 2009

Brock Brutal, Attorney at Law
Butch Peters, LCSW
Mighty Leader Peters, CPA
Fidel Söze “Smiley” Peters
Offworld Timelord
Millenium Falcon
Hakuna Matata

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