Really Good Bad Names
To keep us entertained while we wait for the life of the party to arrive we’re collecting terrible, horrible completely frightening names we would never, ever consider saddling the poor munchkin with. “A Boy Named Sue”…? That’s weak tea. “A Boy Named Princess Butterfly” Sing that one, Mr. Cash!
We’ve been collecting them here. Some samples:
- Brock Brutal
- Imperial Timelord
- Pernicious Hippywitch
I think you get the idea. Help us out! Leave your submissions in the comments thingie below!
Jenn Tobey Said,
December 31, 2009 @ 5:34 pm
Aloysius Mervyn Peters
Salt Peters
NoName Required Said,
December 31, 2009 @ 11:36 pm
I am surprised not to see the obvious ones
Red Peters
Seymour Peters
Ivana Peters
Anita Peters
My personal all time favorite for lousy names is still:
Girly L Crum III (guy’s name)
I mean seriously not only was grampa cursed with it but fucked over his son who carried on the tradition.
Steve Said,
January 5, 2010 @ 10:11 pm
My middle brother, Shamus, namesake of my sole offspring, is unofficially the duke of awful names. Actual names of pets include Meat Rod Cleveland (guinea pig) and Stubbs Tenderhoof (dog). He is childless thus far, but has threatened to name his offspring thusly:
All Balls Cleveland (male or female)
Buck House Cleveland (male)
House Buck Cleveland (female)
Mary House (pron. “Oose”) Bungard Cleveland (transgendered)
I can see why his wife has not yet conceded to, uh, follow through.
-Megan
Steve Said,
February 8, 2010 @ 10:51 am
“Wink Jr. Jr. The Third”
– From Wink Jr.
Steve Said,
February 8, 2010 @ 10:51 am
An another: Brutus Six-Pack Peters
Bruce Said,
May 20, 2010 @ 7:46 pm
An another: Brutus Six-Pack Peters
Amy Said,
June 4, 2010 @ 4:29 pm
I am surprised not to see the obvious ones
Red Peters
Seymour Peters
Ivana Peters
Anita Peters
My personal all time favorite for lousy names is still:
Girly L Crum III (guy’s name)
I mean seriously not only was grampa cursed with it but **cked over his son who carried on the tradition.